Day 000: Easy Cheese & Other Drugs

   Being of sound mind, pinterest account, and an excess of free time; I have resolved to take on a project. January 1, 2013, is the first day of many to come that I will probably regret it.

   I'm going to wear a different outfit every day for 500 days.

   To be impressive at all I should probably make it 500 consecutive days, but that just sounds exhausting and I'm new to the world of productivity. You might say that's lame, but I'm the Fashion500 Commissioner (raise your hand if you love How I Met Your Mother!) so you don't get to be sassy.

    Even though this is a fashion blog, I may include my mindless whining in the spirit of real blogging. You may not mind though, some really smashing things happen to me. I'm eccentric in my own way.  

   Music is my passion, but I've always been drawn to fashion as art; not so much designing, but styling. A killer outfit is the way I exude confidence when it's inappropriate to spontaneously segue into song. If you just guessed that "Glee" is my white trash addiction, you're wrong, it's Easy Cheese. Or cheese balls. And I don't mean the gross kind at Christmas parties (Let's all calmly admit we picked the almonds off when no one was looking. Those do not belong there.). I mean the circular cheetos they made for people who can't catch the regular ones in their mouths. 

As the Fashion500 Commissioner, I've come up with some rules.   

1. For an outfit to be considered different, there must be at least two things (including, but not limited to: scarf, necklace, tights, shoes, headband,sweater,) that are new to the ensemble.

2. If I accidentally repeat an outfit, a day will be added on to the 500.

3. I will post a picture each day, or at the end of the week, of every single outfit.

4. I am allowed to skip no more than three days in between posting, situations involving internet problems, vacations, and family aside.

5. I will post pictures of my wardrobe upon request and allow readers to pick my outfits. Within reason.

6. I am allowed to borrrow from friends, and buy new pieces.

7. I will post a secret/tip/witty quote/ancient proverb/unfortunate anecdote/video diary/truth or dare/random fact whenever I feel like it.

I can already feel the camaraderie we share. Until Day 001.